This is my next piece of verse entitled "Pirelli". It is dedicated to the same lovely person who brings so much joy to all our lives!!

Excuses, excuses, are all I can hear
Another blowout, another kick up the rear
This time it was - "I have hurt my right knee"
"Whilst polishing the floor at BTTC"
Well this is a porkie I hear you all say
For our friend was asleep at that time Sunday
"Magners and Bulmers - that's why I had a big gob"
"See you all later, if I don't have a job"