Keith Good has inspired me to write some verse for this site. Thanks Keith - any chance of some prose in the near future:-)
Here is mine entitled "A Night At BTTC".
Why can't I hear the music play
When the volume on TV is so loud today
All I can hear is blond Boris pledge
"Sorry mate, about the net cord and edge"
But these are the words of a man who travels
From airport to airport, his time unravels
"Do me a burger, if there's one in the freezer"
"Nevermind that. First pay for those pizzas!"
I take it you are referring
I take it you are referring to the infamous case of the Iranian member and his relative who's eyes (and bellies) were bigger than their wallets. It will have to be cash up front before they get a knife and fork in future.